Bananas. Remember buying those over-ripe blackening combs of little fingers, searching for $1 a set? Pamper yourself now. You have proven miserly enough to afford a yellower, firmer bunch at $1.50 or $2, not just at budget grocer but at supermarket branch. Yeah, even 3 extended, large, erect ones at that single dollar. They outlast better too before wilting.
Cheap frozen boned meat in large flat hard bricks? Now get them boneless, dear, even cheaper than favourited midwings and drumette sticks. No need to pay more for frozen one piece after another so that they don't clump into a scream-worthy clutter. Just take time to thaw wet in basin and reuse to wash cutlery and crockery.
What, no luxuries like beef and cod for you? You can afford them as treats now, since you don't want to sicken eating for every meal! No thanks?! … I see. When you live where crocodile meat and tree fungus are plentiful, you don't need to crave for fish eggs and strangely patterned steaks.
But we all need our tech, everyone's hooked to expensive video games, where you keep paying money to win through all the unnecessary toll gates to level up! No? Games once approaching $100, now free and larger than demos, a dollar or two, a couple of them, or a dozen or two, on your Chinese notebook computer? Complete collections from a nostalgic primitive past, and wait for past cash cows to enter the estore resale bins.