Fake meetings

not actually coming together

(acknowledging Adrian Tan's meeting killers)

(The work morning starts… …)

Ang: We can start this half-weekly contact time after I read out the few pages of minutes from our previous session at the start of this week. Blah blah blah…

Bibi walks in and distracts everyone from the recital, before sitting at the front row and reducing the unblocked view from the back.

Chandra takes the chance of staff losing focus, to come in from the back and also take a seat in the corner.

Ding: About that break time halfway the last time, Ang, I must say, the caterer did a great job with those cute little pastries…

Ang: Huh? (Looks back down at minutes) Oh yes, and after that break, we went on to the second item on the blah blah blah…